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The New Rush Czar
Monday June 8th, 2009

Over the past several weeks I have taken my life-long conservative views of the political landscape, and amped them up to an urgent call to action against President Obama and his foot soldiers in the Democrat Party, as they snatch more and more of our liberty away with every day that dawns.  I delivered a speech about a month ago to The Republican Women Of Lake Norman, the suburb of Charlotte, North Carolina in which I live.  I had been searching my mind and heart to find something that I could do to light a fire under the Conservative Movement of this country in order to fight the left that is constantly tearing apart the liberty with which we as Americans have been so richly blessed.  The overall message that night was to stand up and be unapologetically conservative. 

“Don’t let the liberals put you on defense by accepting the premises of their arguments when they call us racists or homophobes,” I told them.  I said, “We know in our hearts that we are not the racist party; they are the ones who constantly insert race into any discussion!”  The room filled with excitement as these ladies hung on my every word, which by the way is normal female behavior no matter what the topic is on which I am speaking.  Every one of them seemed to give a nod of “Hell Yeah!” when I told them to stop being afraid and be proud to loudly profess their conservatism instead of doing things like approaching me in a restaurant and telling me how much they like our radio show, then looking around and whispering to me, “I love when you speak out with your conservative views”.

So now I call myself out to practice what I preach.  Anyone who has known me for more than 5 minutes knows what a big believer I am in the ideas of Rush Limbaugh.  At the risk of sounding cliché, I’m not just a listener I’m a screaming fan.  I have never met Rush, and unless I become a member of the “Sea Turtle Light Police” on the beach outside his house, I probably never will.  It was just a thrill and honor for him to play sound bites of an interview we did with President Clinton in which Clinton lied about what transpired on the night he met Rush and Rush’s date at a steakhouse in New York.

OK, back to my practicing what I preach message.  I bet you thought I lost my place.  I never lose my place….ah hemm!  When I struck out on my own as an adult at the age of 21, 19 years ago, I began listening to Rush. Hearing him say the things that I was already thinking helped me become the man I am today, and let’s face it, I…am a great man.  In today’s political world, Rush has gone from being a radio guy who is a thorn in the side of the left to the number 1 enemy of the Liberal/Socialist agenda.  Obama, his ring-kissing followers in his cabinet, and his media have waged a full assault on Rush because he is the only powerful person who has the cajones to call them out for what they truly are, which is a bunch of anti-constitutionalists who are destroying the free market and imposing the oppressive power of an arrogant federal socialist government into our private lives.

With Rush being declared an “enemy of the state” daily in the Obama media, and by all of the sheeple who blindly follow this cult like figure, the name of Limbaugh is invoked into every political debate in order to discredit anyone who disagrees with the administration.  Every time some whiny Liberal gets mad at one of my brilliant political observations, and there are many, they all write to me with the same tired line.  It is, “You’re just regurgitating the lies that your God Rush Limbaugh is telling you.” So you see they try to put me on defense by trying to get me to divert from the political topic on which I am being brilliant, to defend myself for having an original thought and not just repeating what Rush says. 

Finally here is what I’m going to do.  As of this moment I am naming myself The Rush Czar. As I’ve said I have never met Rush and therefore did not discuss this self-appointment with him, but it is an appointment for life…or at least until I get served a restraining order from The Excellence In Broadcasting Network.  You see, I’m not afraid to voice my adulation for Mr. Limbaugh and I have the most keen observational skills in the world, so whenever there is an attack being carried out on Rush for words taken out of context, I will be available to set the record straight as the most in tune listener of The Rush Limbaugh Show. For example, when Rush said, “I hope Obama fails,” he didn’t mean he hopes the country fails as all of the Democrats falsely squealed in the media.  His hope is that President Barack O’Chavez’ socialist policies fail. 

So you see, Rush is in fact saying that he wants America to succeed as a beacon of freedom and prosperity for the world as opposed to Obama succeeding with his Statist strategeries that are bound to ruin our nation as we know it. That’s just one example.  The latest is his calling President Obama’s first appointee to the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor, “a racist” by using her own words as proof. Rush said that she was a racist based on something she said about being a Latina on the court vs. a white man, “I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.”  If you don’t think that’s racist, just reverse the roles and have a white man say the same thing about Latinas on the court. These butt-hats in the Obama-run media twist that issue all out of whack to try and scare Republicans from going the way of Rush.  There is really no need for that because most of the elected Republicans seem to spend their entire days cowering in the restroom and waiting for Rahm Emanuel to tap his foot and let them know it’s safe to come out.     

I am making a big sacrifice here to be willing to sit across the desk on MSNBC’s Hard Ball With Chris Matthews as Chris gets upset and starts bouncing up and down in his chair trying to talk over me like a blond Barney Frank with teeth, as I knock all of his “hard balls” out of the park.  Keith Olbermann, The Mole Anderson Cooper, and all the other cable and network news departments can call me anytime to answer Rush questions and I will be more than happy to oblige.  I will be a respectful gentleman, all male conservatives are, and I will be entertaining for their viewers. I would pledge to be prepared with all of the knowledge I acquire from my super secret source.  That top secret source is Rush’s 3 hour a day 5 day a week radio show and his audio archives and transcripts available at his website. Shhhh, don’t tell the media about this, because obviously they have no idea of the existence of these sources.

But here is the question; will they take me up on my offer?  No way and there are 2 reasons why they won’t.

Reason number 1:  They don’t know who the hell I am nor should they. 

Reason number 2:  They know exactly what Rush says and what he means so they don’t need a Rush Czar to help them clear up things. 

You see, the Leftist media purposely manipulates Rush’s statements precisely because they want to discredit him and get him out of the way.  All of the talking heads in the liberal media are intimidated by Mr. Limbaugh’s knowledge, wit, and his “talent on loan from G-O-Dah!” He has the power to win over their tiny audiences in one segment.  They are also jealous of his success and wealth.  Remember, these people don’t just champion class warfare; they live it in their hearts.   Radio personalities are supposed to be the lowest form of a parasite in the media.  The Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermanns of the world are learned intellectual political scholars and a mere disc jockey who dropped out of college should be giving away a CD and a 6 pack of Coke every hour on “Thirsty Thursday” to caller 12 on the request lines.  They despise Rush for his intelligence, his success, the respect he commands from people, and most of all because he is happy doing what he is doing. He is completely confident and fulfilled with what he does and the principles for which he stands.  He doesn’t go home after work unhappy.  No, Rush goes home proud of what he has just done and can barely wait for Noon Eastern the next day so he can do it again.  You angry Liberal news people could really learn from him if you would let yourself.  I don’t mean learn how to be a Conservative, but learn how to be a happy human being.  Conservative or Liberal wouldn’t that be better for all of us. All of Rush’s pride and fearlessness can be summed up in his motto. He was born to host and we were born to listen.

Thank you and God bless you,


The Rush Czar



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