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The Coffin Cooker
Monday October 26th, 2009

This is the Coffin Cooker. It is an actual coffin that has been modified into a tailgaters dream. Everything on this coffin is put together by hand, NOT machine. Everything from the mounting of the tv to the carrying handles is custom made to your liking. The stain is any color you choose. The wood is any kind you want. And everything inside is hand picked by you. We can put any kind of tv you like. (flat screen only) up to 32". You can choose from an Xbox 360, Playstation 3, or a Nintendo Wii. Or if you really want to impress your friends, put all 3. If your like me and dont feel like spending the extra money on game tickets. We can install a special antenna and watch the game from the parking lot. Like all of the options its up to you on what you get. In the photos we have listed, underneath the xbox is the larger of 3 storage units. This will hold your grill when not in use, as well as the 10 inch bass subwoofer for the xtra loud stereo system. It will also hold controllers, cooking utensils, etc. The medium sized storage unit is surrounding the cooler. This one will hold miscellaneous items, cornhole bags, footballs, etc. Or you can put a larger cooler in and not even have that storage unit. Again that is all up to you. As you can see beside that storage unit there is a condiment tray which underneath is 3 frozen ice packs to help keep all of your toppings cold. Underneath the ice packs is the smalled of the 3 storage units whch is specially made for storage of hot dog and hamburger buns. Whether you even have the condiment tray or not is your choice. There are 2 slide out sections. 1 on each end of the cooker. The one on the same side as the xbox is for your grill when in use. When the grill is being used there is a lid that goes over the larger storage unit underneath the xbox and is used for preparing your food on. The slide on the right is for your laptop which is hooked up to the stereo. (laptop can be provided upon request). It is the perfect level to pull up a chair and use as a desk. Or use an Ipod dock. Your choice. All your power will be provided from a marine boat battery, (we will provide). Depending on how long you plan on tailgating and whether or not you will be watching the game from the parking lot or not determines on how many you will need. 1 battery will last a good 3 or 3 1/2 hours if fully charged. We will also provide the converter which is necessary to convert the battery power to 110 volt. EVERY single thing is optional except for your power source. The background of this coffin is themed carolina panthers. This can be changed to any college or NFL team. Any fabric you choose we will put in. The price will vary alot depending on what options you choose. The only way to get an estimate is to give me a call. you can call anytime 8am-11pm. any day of the week is good. We guarantee everything we do. We have been building and reparing furniture for over 30 years. So we know what we are doing.


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