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Polls

Ladies! Who is better looking? Eli Manning or Tom Brady?

Eli Manning
Tom Brady

Is the video of the little girl trying to blow out a candle on our website the cutest thing ever?

Yes
No

 

Previous Polls

Who's got the best song?

TJ -       22%
Pete -       33%
Monica -       28%
Breeze -       9%
Riggins -       9%

Snooki tweeted a picture of herself WITHOUT a face full of makeup. The response has been fairly positive...What do you think? Does she look better WITHOUT makeup?

Yes      89%
No      11%

Our favorite German guy may or may not be a hit! What do you think? Should we keep him or lose him?

Keep Him      61%
Lose Him      39%

Justin Bieber dyed his hair! Believe it or not, this is news. Do you like Bieber's new darker look?

Yes      53%
No      47%

LADIES! Would you rather your guy be OBSESSED with CLOTHES or SPORTS?

Clothes      64%
Sports      36%

There's a report that Katy Perry's parents are trying to hook her up with Tim Tebow! Monica said some women would be turned off by the fact the Tebow is a VIRGIN. Ladies! Would you marry Tim Tebow knowing that he's a virgin?

Yes      82%
No      18%

Durango High School senior, 18-year-old Sydney Spies, had her yearbook portrait yanked and she says that school administrators told her the photo violated school dress code. What do you think? Is this picture too risque for a school yearbook?

Yes      80%
No      20%

Would you kill your pet for 1 million bucks?

Yes      29%
No      71%

Breeze has a new look...It's his suit, but he wears his Air Jordan's with it!

Yes, it looks great!      64%
No, it doesn't look good!      36%

Does YOU like the 12 Days of Christmas song?

Yes      37%
No      63%

There are reports that Miley Cyrus has gotten breast implants. She's only 19! What do you think? Did she get breast implants?

Yes      29%
No      71%

What is worse at the Christmas Office party? Your husband getting arrested for stealing someone's camera or your husband getting caught making out with your coworker?

Getting arrested for stealing a camera      35%
Getting caught making out with a co-worker      65%

LADIES! Would you rather have your man be good at home improvement projects OR good "between the sheets?"

Home improvement projects      41%
Between the sheets      59%

High school cheerleading coach, Nicole Zivich, was fired from her job after the school found out she was ALSO working at Hooters! Should she have been fired from the school just because of her other job at Hooters?

Yes       8%
No      92%

According to the National Association of Head Teachers in England, volunteer parents who dress up as Santa Claus have been told to avoid all physical contact with children. Is a ban on sitting on Santa's lap going too far?

Yes      85%
No      15%

Kate Gosselin is denying new reports that she had a facelift. Do YOU think she had a facelift?

Yes      83%
No      17%

The NBA lockout is OVER! The season should begin in late December. Are you excited?

Yes      5%
No      20%
Don't Care      75%

Does this look good? This woman was arrested for allegedly giving injecting people's buttocks with an INSANE mix of CEMENT . . . that "Fix-a-Flat" stuff for patching busted tires . . . and SUPER GLUE. However, the question is whether or not her butt looks good. Does it?

Yes      5%
No      95%

A listener, Ciara, wants to know if she should tell her ex-boyfriend's parents about his durg use. They're still friends! Should she tell?

Yes      79%
No      21%

Bradley Cooper was named People's Sexiest Man Alive...Do YOU think he's the sexiest man alive?

Yes      44%
No      56%

Britney Spears in a bikini...

Yes      81%
No      19%

Ladies! If your dying sister wanted you to marry her husband and take care of her kids, would you do it?

Yes      13%
No      87%

Parents! Would you be OK with a former porn star reading books to your children at their school?

Yes      52%
No      48%

LADIES! Who had the best song for the ladies? Vote NOW!

Ace --       12%
TJ --       54%
Pete --       24%
Riggins --       10%

Do you think Justin Bieber fathered the baby of 20-year-old Mariah Yeater? Take a look at the picture and judge for yourself!

Yes, it's his baby      24%
No, it's not his      76%

Kim Kardashian filed for DIVORCE from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries! What are YOUR thoughts on this?

Shocked      2%
No surprise...      43%
Deeply saddened      3%
Don't care      52%

Do YOU believe in ghosts?

Yes      67%
No      33%

This year Halloween falls on a Monday! Should we move Halloween from October 31st to the last Saturday of the month?

Yes      63%
No      37%

Jessica Simpson definitely looks pregnant...Right? What do YOU think? Is she pregnant?

Yes      96%
No      4%

After nagging rumors of wearing a fake baby bump prosthetic, Beyonce steps out and she looks 100% real. Last time our poll showed that 81% of voters thought it was fake. Do you believe her now?

Yes, she's all real.      72%
Nope, it's a fake.      28%

Ladies! Would you date a really fat guy who was rich?

Yes      36%
No      64%

Whose photo is more dramatic? Riggins or Ace?

Riggins      53%
Ace      47%

There have been rumors going around that Beyonce is wearing a fake baby bump to make it look like she is bigger than she actually is. Take a look at this picture as she's sitting down. Does you think it's a FAKE baby bump?

Yes, it's fake.      81%
No, it's real.      19%

Denis Richards posted a picture of her 16-week-old adopted daughter, Eloise, in a pair of $265 Gucci jeans...Ridiculous or awesome?

Ridiculous      89%
Awesome      11%

The 17-year-old girl who got married to 51-year-old actor, Doug Hutchison, wants you to know that she has not had ANY plastic surgery! Do YOU believe her?

Yes      20%
No      80%

"All My Children" left TV land last Friday, but the show's soapy adventures will begin again in January, when Prospect Park, the production company that will produce an online version of "AMC," launches its new Web home, The Online Network. Will YOU be watching when AMC moves online?

Yes      3%
No      97%

In a recent poll, Kim Kardashian was voted the "Most Annoying Celebrity." Other names on this list include Charlie Sheen, Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump, and "Bachelor" Brad Womack. Who do YOU think is the most annoying celebrity?

Kim Kardashian      27%
Lindsay Lohan      16%
Charlie Sheen      7%
Donald Trump      5%
Brad Womack      2%
Snooki      43%

Jennifer Garner has stated that even though she's pregnant she stills like wearing a thong. So here's the question. Is it sexy or gross for a pregnant woman to wear a thong?

Sexy      50%
Gross      50%

Chaz Bono goes shirtless...

Yes      9%
No      91%

Sofia Vergara is often called the "Sexiest Woman on TV." However, she thinks she looks like a transvestite! She said "I look like a transsexual anyway. I'm a woman, but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my makeup, and my accent. " What do YOU think? Does she looks like a tranvestite?

Yes      18%
No      82%

Breeze claims the 3.0 magnitude earthquake in Alabama caused his dizziness yesterday...in Charlotte, North Carolina! Do YOU believe him?

Yes      16%
No      84%

A study shows 61% of women are unhappy with their boobs! Ladies, are YOU unhappy with yours?

Yes      67%
No      33%

It appears Ali Lohan has had some plastic surgery on her face. Do you like?

Yes      16%
No      84%

It was revealed that Demi Lovato is a SMOKER! Will this be a problem given her position as a role model for younger girls?

No big deal.      35%
This is NOT good!      65%

Who do you think is the biggest star on the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars"?

Chaz Bono      0%
Ron Artest      3%
Robert Kardashian      6%
Nancy Grace      16%
Ricki Lake      7%
Carson Kressley      4%
Hope Solo      12%
Chynna Phillips      3%
David Arquette      39%
Kristin Cavallari      9%

The battle of the black tank top! Who wore it better?

Ace      62%
Chaz Bono      38%

Kim Kardashian's wedding ONLY cost about 6 million dollars. Is it too extravagant or completely fine considering she is worth 35 million dollars?

Too Much      80%
Perfectly Acceptable      20%

Do you believe the reports that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are getting ready to divorce?!

Yes      27%
No      73%

We asked callers to tell us about their first day of school. Who has the worst first day of school story?

A guy whose mother announced that       33%
A lady whose mother escorted her to her first class in a moomoo, no dentures, and no bra!      35%
A girl whose underwear slipped out of the leg of her jeans and people ended up kicking them around on the hallway floor.      33%

Taylor Swift had a wardrobe malfunction during a concert and it was revealed that she wears granny panties. Embarrassing! Ladies! What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Thong      27%
Boy Shorts       15%
Granny Panties      19%
Cheekies      19%
Full-Cuts      12%
Boxers      8%

Vote on a song for this week's Blastoff!

Let's Get Rocked - Def Leppard      43%
Don't Treat Me Bad - Firehouse      29%
Up All Night - Slaughter       28%

Breezekat said that lightning struck the ground just ONE FOOT away from him on Friday. He's fine. No smoke, he didn't get knocked down, he didn't feel any surge of electricity. Do you believe him?

Yes, it's possible.      13%
No, it was probably further away than one foot.      87%

73-year-old JANE FONDA says her obsession with fitness has a lot to do with her dad, legendary actor HENRY FONDA. She says "I was taught by my father that how I looked was all that mattered, frankly." So take a look at the picture...Yes or No?

Yes      71%
No      29%

Which is better? A Toaster Strudel or Pop-Tarts?

Pop-Tarts      51%
Toaster Strudels      49%

Should there be a law preventing students from being Facebook friends with teachers?

Yes      43%
No      57%

Pick one song that will play in today's Friday Morning Weekend Blastoff!

Destiny's Child - Bootylicious      37%
Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way      20%
Barenaked Ladies - One Week      43%

For 1 million dollars, would you go to work naked for one day? 86% of men and 20% of women said they would.

Yes      61%
No      39%

Do we keep the Week in Review?

Yes      86%
No      14%

Would you date someone who was acquitted of murder, even though you think there is a chance that they did it?

Yes      9%
No      91%

Janice Dickinson in a bikini...Yes or No?

Yes      21%
No      79%

Should Ace get a spray tan before the Grin Kids Beach Blast this weekend?

Yes      57%
No      43%

Which one of them looks better in the brown Polo shirt?

Yankee Pete      79%
Breezekat      21%

Are these new pictures of Anthony Weiner in the House Member's Gym?

Yes      17%
No      83%

Best Ace & TJ viral video:

Jay Herrod in       5%
Bobby Butronic in       33%
Zeke & Cary in       24%
Harvey Westmoreland in       25%
Cussing Reporter in       13%

Which celebrity should be banned in 2011?

Lindsay Lohan      50%
Charlie Sheen      3%
Jessica Simpson      10%
Michael Jackson      13%
Paris Hilton      24%

 

 

 
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