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HERE ARE EIGHT LEGAL WAYS TO GET BACK AT YOUR CHEATING EX-BOYFRIEND
Thursday August 20th, 2009
So you found out your boyfriend was cheating and you dumped him. That's great. But it doesn't exactly satisfy your need for REVENGE, does it?
With that in mind, here are eight ways to get back at your cheating ex-boyfriend, and they're all perfectly LEGAL.
#1.) Post a bunch of pictures on Facebook of you and your most attractive male friends getting "cozy".
#2.) Permanently adopt his favorite sweatshirt, which he accidentally left at your house.
#3.) Gain that extra ten pounds which helps you fill out your low-cut shirts.
#4.) Or lose that last ten pounds your idiot ex was always bugging you to work off.
#5.) Tell his mom, sister or any other family member you were close with exactly WHAT he did, and WHY you broke up.
#6.) Ignore every email, text, Tweet and Facebook message he sends. But make sure to regularly update your social networking sites so he realizes you're ignoring him.
#7.) But if you just have to respond to an email he sends, tear him a new one with a super-aggressive response.
#8.) Spend a few months feeling down. Do the fun stuff that single people do. Work extra-hard at your job, maybe even get a promotion. Take a trip, buy some new clothes and whenever you're ready, go meet someone new.
Then, the next time you run into your ex, be sure to mention all the great things that have happened in your life since you parted ways. Or just smile because, hey, screw him. (CNN)
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