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SOME LUNATIC STARTED EATING THE CONTENTS OF HIS COLOSTOMY BAG . . . MEANING HIS OWN *WASTE* . . . IN COURT
Friday September 4th, 2009

On Wednesday, 66-year-old James Orr was in court in Cincinnati for robbery and kidnapping when he did just about the most repulsive thing imaginable.  You're not going to believe this . . .

At some point during the trial, James leaned over to his defense attorney, a guy named Norm Aubin, and asked him if he had anything to EAT.  But Norm told him he didn't.

So James took his COLOSTOMY BAG, emptied its contents onto the table . . . AND STARTED EATING HIS OWN WASTE.

When the court bailiff realized what was going on, he put James in handcuffs and led him out of the courtroom. 

According to the prosecutor assigned to James' case, "He's a con man.  He has over 50 aliases and has convictions in Ohio and New York for thefts and robberies.  He's done just about everything a person can do to avoid justice.

"He already feigned [mental] incompetence [leading up to the case].  I'm completely convinced his whole goal here is to cause as much mayhem as he can." 

The courtroom was cleared for sanitation, and James' case is scheduled to continue next week after he undergoes a mental examination. 

If James is convicted, he could get up to 60 years on the kidnapping and robbery charges.  (Cincinnati Enquirer / Fox News 19 - Cincinnati)

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