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TWO PEOPLE WERE ROBBED AT KNIFEPOINT WHILE HAVING RELATIONS IN A DUMPSTER
Wednesday September 16th, 2009

There are only so many details available about this next story.  But what we've got is so bizarre that we just had to tell you about it . . .

On Saturday, two unidentified 44-year-olds in Wichita, Kansas, climbed into a DUMPSTER to play the piano. 

That's right.  They made the beast with two backs.  In a Dumpster.

Unfortunately, these romantic love birds were interrupted mid-grind session by two men, a 59-year-old and a 64-year-old, who pulled out a KNIFE and stole their shoes, jewelry, and wallets. 

The cops found the thieves a couple hours later and arrested them, and the Dumpster divers got all their stuff back.  (KCTV News 5 - Kansas City)

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