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HERE ARE 18 THINGS TO TEACH YOUR SON ABOUT WOMEN
Thursday September 24th, 2009
Guys . . . at some point, your son will come to you for advice about WOMEN. The only problem is men know NOTHING about women.
Fortunately, a website affiliated with CNN called TheFrisky.com, has compiled a list of 18 things that you should teach your son about women. Check it out . . .
#1.) Pick your battles.
#2.) Always walk on the "street" side of your girlfriend, so YOU'RE the one closest to traffic.
#3.) Telling your girl she's being "crazy" . . . even if she IS . . . will only cause more problems.
#4.) Cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the kids AREN'T just women's work.
#5.) Always have backup supplies of chocolate in the house for her to raid.
#6.) It isn't a big deal if she earns more money than you.
#7.) Women like compliments and gifts.
#8.) Be on time, even if she usually isn't.
#9.) Buying tampons shouldn't be embarrassing . . . everyone knows they're not for you.
#10.) Don't pout when your girl makes you go shopping with her.
#11.) Find out what her favorite flower is.
#12.) Never buy shoes for a woman.
#13.) Smiling and nodding aren't the same as listening.
#14.) It's okay to cry in front of her . . . but keep it to a minimum.
#15.) Personality goes a long way.
#16.) At some point, your girl will be more important than your mother.
#17.) You'll never completely understand women.
#18.) Your parents will never think anyone is good enough for you. (CNN)
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