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A SKULL WE *THOUGHT* BELONGED TO ADOLF HITLER ACTUALLY BELONGED TO A WOMAN
Tuesday September 29th, 2009

For years, we thought that at the end of World War Two, ADOLF HITLER committed suicide by blowing his brains out.  But now, it looks like that might NOT be the case.  Listen to this . . .

In 1945, Soviet troops recovered skull fragments from Hitler's bunker in Berlin.  Since the skull had a bullet hole in it, everyone assumed it belonged to Hitler. 

But an archaeologist named Nick Bellantoni wasn't convinced.  So he ran DNA tests on the skull fragments and found that: 

#1.)  The skull belonged to someone under the age of 40.  Hitler was 56 when he died.

#2.)  The skull didn't belong to a man at all . . . but a WOMAN.

It's possible that the skull belonged to Hitler's wife, EVA BRAUN.  But Nick says, "There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot after [her suicide by cyanide].  It could be anyone.  Many people were killed around the bunker area."

In other words, we have absolutely NO EVIDENCE that Adolf Hitler committed suicide at the end of World War Two.  In fact, for all we know, he could have lived to a ripe old age in hiding.  (Fox News / World News)

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