The Stupid News with Yankee Pete
HERE ARE 15 SIGNS YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ANNOYING
Tuesday October 27th, 2009
Ladies . . . it's pretty easy to tell if the guy you're dating is a JERK. But there's another group of guys who are almost as bad. No, they won't hit you or call you names. They'll just be needy, inconsiderate, and generally ANNOYING.
With that in mind, here are 15 signs your boyfriend is annoying, according to a website called TheFrisky.com:
#1.) He eats all your food and never replaces it
#2.) He's always doing accents and imitations . . . like Austin Powers or Borat . . . but never well
#3.) He always needs to be the center of attention
#4.) He'd rather say something dumb than nothing at all
#5.) He breaks wind in public and thinks it's HI-LARIOUS
#6.) He never cleans up after himself
#7.) He repeats the same tired joke over and over until you start laughing
#8.) He pokes fun of your insecurities or reveals your secrets when he thinks he can get a laugh out of it
#9.) He has a catchphrase
#10.) He chews with his mouth open
#11.) He interrupts you when you're working, talking on the phone, or sleeping
#12.) Your friends have started avoiding him . . . and maybe even YOU too
#13.) He plays the "sensitive guy" card when he wants your attention
#14.) He answers the phone even when you're in the middle of something important
#15.) He always has to have the last word . . . even when he's clearly WRONG (CNN)
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