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THE FIVE RELATIONSHIP MILESTONES THAT COUPLES OVERLOOK
Tuesday November 3rd, 2009

We all know the classic relationship milestones:  the first kiss, meeting someone's family, moving in together, and of course . . . the first time you exchange bodily fluids.  Not necessarily in that order.

But according to "Happen" magazine, there are five OTHER relationship milestones that are just as important . . . only they get a lot less attention. 

#1.)  The first time you see each other naked AFTER piano-playing:  I don't know about you, but before I have relations with someone, I'm usually so caught up in the excitement of it all that I don't really scrutinize their body.  But after we've done the deed, things become much clearer.

#2.)  The first time one of you isn't in the mood:  Relationships are easy when you can't WAIT to get home and get in bed.  But if you want to know where your relationship REALLY stands, see how the other person reacts the first time you're not in the mood.

#3.)  The first time you go downtown without asking for anything in return:  If you're happy to give oral favors, and you really don't care if you get them in return . . . well then you've got yourself a committed relationship.  

#4.)  Your first discussion about birth control:  If you're in a sexual relationship . . . or you hope to be in the near future . . . then the topic of birth control is bound to come up.  And while it's not always the easiest discussion to have, it IS necessary.

#5.)  The first time you try something REALLY dirty:  But there's no denying the first time you do something really dirty is a relationship milestone.  (Happen / Match.com)

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